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In exchange for following these instructions , [livejournal.com profile] iam_space  got me to write H50 fic. Her prompt : Danny is teaching Grace how to cook something... some family recipe... something Italian... up to you what the result looks/tastes like or whether Steve or anyone else is involved. :) It kinda went sideways (as these things do in my head s'times) but I hope Space likes it & I hope the rest of u do too.

Title: Never Underestimate a SEAL Who Routinely Breaks Rules For Sport
Fandom: Hawaii Five-0
Pairings: Danno, Monkey, Steven (why yes, Steve DOES get in trouble)
Rating: G
Words: 682
Spoilers: None
Beta: The wonderful,the awesome, the lovely [livejournal.com profile] tempertemper . 'twas fun as always babe.

ETA: Now, with PREQUEL! *insert exciting music here*

 

They picked Grace up together, ostensibly because the Navy SEAL’s truck was in the garage so Danny had to drop him home. Like taxis didn’t work in Hawaii. His spidey senses told him Steve just wanted to see Grace.

“DANNO!” He could never be peeved when she greeted him like that. He scooped her up in a hug and twirled her around, sending her feet flying out in a circle. She loved that.

She leaned back from him a little. “I thought Mommy was picking me up.”

“She was but then I told her I had  to have you over today.”

Her brown eyes narrowed a little as she tried to work out why. She gasped.

“Did Grandma agree that I’m old enough to learn lasagna?”

“She did,” he nodded with a seriousness that clashed with the delight on his face. He put her down as they walked to the car. All in all, today was looking up for Detective Williams. But this was a place that put pineapple on its pizza so he should have known it wouldn’t last.

“Hey, Uncle Steve!” Grace said as she climbed into the back seat through the door Danny opened for her. “Are you coming to learn how to make lasagna too?”

“No he is definitely NOT coming, Monkey. I’m dropping him off, then it’s just me and you-“

“Why can’t I come?”

Nonplussed by the fact that Steve was arguing the point, it took Danny a minute to reply.

“Because you’re not a Williams, Steven. This is a secret family recipe, where the ‘secret’ is written in capslock with flashing neon lights.”

“Uncle Steve is like family.” This from the backseat.  How was it possible that she had half his DNA and would side with McGarrett? It must be all this Hawaiian air.

“But he isn’t, sweetie.” Danny turned a little in his seat to look at his princess. “Your grandmother would kill me if I let Steve in on her secret sauce-“

“Call her.”

Danny whipped around at the speed of light to stare at the man driving.

“Call her,” he repeated.

He rubbed his eyes and sighed deeply.

“You know what? That’s a great idea. “ He speed dialled New Jersey and put it on speaker.

“Hey, Ma.”

Even in two syllables, Steve could hear how tenderly Danny loved his mother.

“Daniel! So glad you called. Did you guys get all the ingredients?’

“Yeah, Ma, we did. Listen, Gracie wants to know why Steve can’t help with the cooking.”

“Hi, Mrs. Williams!” Steve called out from the driver’s seat.

“Stevie, ma boy! How’s it hanging?”

“I’m well, Mrs. Williams.”

Danny pointed a finger at Steve. “You. Shut up. Ma? Since when do you speak to Steven like that?”

“We talk.”

When?”

“Sometimes when Grace calls me. Honestly, Danny, it’s 'Danno this' & 'Uncle Steve that' with your girl. I feel like I know him. Wait, is it this Steven that wants to help with the cooking?”

He pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed. He had a bad feeling about this.

“Yes.”

“Oh. Stevie?”

“Yes, Mrs. Williams?”

“Do you promise that if we let you in on the recipe you won’t share it with another living soul?”

“I promise.”

“Ok then. The word of a decorated SEAL that my grandbaby so obviously adores is good enough for me.”

“Are you kidding me? She’s kidding right? This is some sort of test? April Fools? What do you mean ‘good enough’? Ma, you practically skinned me alive the one time-.”

“Oh shush. Food should bring people together. You kids have fun!”

“You’re getting soft in your old age, Ma.”

“Thanks Grandma!”

“Ooh! Gracie’s there? Lemme talk to her!”

Danny took the phone off speaker and passed it to Grace.

In a deceptively calm voice, and carefully avoiding eye contact, he addressed his partner. “From now on, Steven, please refrain from using your Army-"

Navy!”

“- Jedi mind tricks on my mother. She’s an elderly civilian.”

“I didn’t do any-"

Danny held up a hand. “I don’t want to hear it.”

“But-"

“Just drive.”

 

 

Date: 2011-06-18 07:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iam-space.livejournal.com
EEEEEEEEEE!!! SO MUCH LOVE!! I love when stuff like this happens and it's all unbeknownst to Danny and secretly Steve has been sweet-talking Danny's mom for weeks because Steve LURVES Danny and he pines and... oh, that's not where you were headed with this? ;) ;D ;p

So sweet. So so sweet and happy and fluffy and ILU bb! Thank you so much! ♥♥♥

Date: 2011-06-18 07:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mystizan.livejournal.com
I lol so hard at this comment I had to slap my thigh. I 100% agree that Steve is a great big puppy & loves ppl & is all stealthy with it (kinda). & D is his very best friend in the whole wide world. & the love between those 2 is thick. I just wasn't going to follow u down the slashy yellow brick road & U KNOW IT :P I'm glad u like it hon! Idk exactly how the 2nd is gonna go, especially since my actual work needs me to pay attn to it now but it will. Get. Written. *hugs*

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Date: 2011-06-18 07:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ninjaunicorn201.livejournal.com
:)

I can totally see this happening in the show. Awesome story!

Date: 2011-06-18 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mystizan.livejournal.com
1. ur icon = LOL! Oh Auggie, how ILU!

2. Thx! I appreciate that u took time to comment :)

Date: 2011-06-18 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tli.livejournal.com
I giggled practically all the way through that! Awesome.

Date: 2011-06-18 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mystizan.livejournal.com
Awww thx! I find humour especially hard to write so I'm glad u thought so :)

Date: 2011-06-18 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] simplyn2deep.livejournal.com
so funny! I laughed so much I got tears in my eyes!

Every time Steve talk, I can hear his voice in my head.

great great job!

Date: 2011-06-18 08:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mystizan.livejournal.com
Awww thank you so much! I'm glad I made u laugh :)

Date: 2011-06-18 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ember-reads.livejournal.com
I totally loved this, so sweet. This scene could totally be in the show. Thanks so much!

Date: 2011-06-18 08:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mystizan.livejournal.com
Awww ty! High praise this is. :)

Date: 2011-06-18 08:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lasamy.livejournal.com
Omg the adorable :D

Date: 2011-06-18 11:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mystizan.livejournal.com
*g* Glad u think so :) Thx for commenting! If u'd help out here, I'd be very grateful.

Date: 2011-06-18 09:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gunslingaaahhh.livejournal.com
LOOOOLLLLLL hahahahha poor danny

Date: 2011-06-19 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mystizan.livejournal.com
lol right? His life took a downward spiral the day he got assigned to the McGarrett homicide. If u'd help out here, I'd be very grateful.

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Date: 2011-06-18 09:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evening-spirit.livejournal.com
Absolutely PRICELESS!!! :)))

Love Grandma Williams already. :)

Date: 2011-06-19 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mystizan.livejournal.com
Ty! Well she IS half the reason D is so awesome;) If u'd help out here, I'd be very grateful.

Date: 2011-06-18 10:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adafrog.livejournal.com
Great fun! Thanks.

Date: 2011-06-19 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mystizan.livejournal.com
I'm glad u enjoyed it.Thx for commenting! If u'd help out here, I'd be very grateful.

Date: 2011-06-19 12:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alwaysateen.livejournal.com
Lolll so funny! I'm so happy that Grace and Danny's mom took Steve's side. :)

Date: 2011-06-19 12:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mystizan.livejournal.com
I'm glad it made u laugh. :) ur happy they took Steve's side? u eat pineapple on ur pizza, don't u? ;) If u'd help out here, I'd be very grateful.

Date: 2011-06-19 12:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeeterses.livejournal.com
=)
Such a cute fic!

Date: 2011-06-19 12:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mystizan.livejournal.com
Awww thx! Glad u liked it. :) If u'd help out here, I'd be very grateful.

Date: 2011-06-19 12:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kitmerlot1213.livejournal.com
This is awesome!

I can just imagine the conversations between Steve and Danny's mom--the poor lady never stood a chance against Steve's charm--great work on this :)

Date: 2011-06-19 01:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mystizan.livejournal.com
Tysm! I rly appreciate it :) I can just imagine the conversations between Steve and Danny's mom Man! Now ur making me want to write that. Also if u'd go here I'd appreciate it.

Date: 2011-06-19 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] les342.livejournal.com
I love this! Steve and Grace plotting agains Danny is so cute, though I do have to feel at least a little bit sorry for Danny, too. LOL

Date: 2011-06-19 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mystizan.livejournal.com
Thx! Anything with Grace is instantly cute ;)I feel sorry for D too, Grace is one thing but his mother? That's low. Thx for stopping by & talking! Also if u'd go here I'd appreciate it.

Date: 2011-06-19 03:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] winky3018.livejournal.com
*giggles madly* This is so brilliant!!

"From now on, Steven, please refrain from using your Army...
- Jedi mind tricks on my mother. She's an elderly civilian.”

*snorts* Love it :D

Date: 2011-06-19 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mystizan.livejournal.com
I am SO glad u think so highly of my little fic. Thx for dropping by & sharing ur thoughts. Also if u'd go here I'd appreciate it.

Date: 2011-06-19 04:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stardust-20.livejournal.com
LOVE IT. Period.

You are awesome my dear. :)

Date: 2011-06-19 04:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mystizan.livejournal.com
1. Icon love :)

2. Thx! I'm so surprised that so many ppl like this 0_o I wasn't evn sure it was in character.

3. u r awesome. & talented. As I keep saying. ;)

4. Also if u'd go here I'd appreciate it.

Date: 2011-06-19 07:29 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] jeweledvixen.livejournal.com
Hee hee! This is fantastic! Very funny and true to the characters. :D

Date: 2011-06-19 01:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mystizan.livejournal.com
Thank you! So much :)I was a little worried abt being OOC, so I'm glad it felt true to you. Also if u'd go here I'd appreciate it.

Date: 2011-06-19 07:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] d_odyssey.livejournal.com
So funny! I love the idea of Steve and Mrs. Williams talking and Gracie filling in her in on Danno and Uncle Steve. Poor Danny, three against one. Very cute story.

Date: 2011-06-19 01:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mystizan.livejournal.com
"3 against 1" made me giggle. I'm glad u found the ficlet funny & cute. Tysm for dropping by & letting me know! Also if u'd go here I'd appreciate it.

Date: 2011-06-19 09:48 am (UTC)
saphirablue: (Hawaii 5-0)
From: [personal profile] saphirablue
*lol*

Lovley story!

Thank you! :)

Date: 2011-06-19 01:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mystizan.livejournal.com
No, thank YOU for dropping by & commenting :) Glad u liked it. Also if u'd go here I'd appreciate it.

Date: 2011-06-19 03:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cherish4.livejournal.com
I want this in Season 2! :-)

I just...this is so adorable and funny and very them. I love the idea that Steve's been talking to Danny's mother and that Grace is always mentioning her "Uncle Steve".

Just perfect.

*sighs happily*

Date: 2011-06-19 10:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mystizan.livejournal.com
I want this in Season 2! :-) This is one of the best compliments...thx! There will be a sequel of sorts cuz at least 3 ppl helped out here & requested that I write something of the Steve/Mrs. Williams phone convo.

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Date: 2011-06-20 09:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starbuckssue.livejournal.com
Aw this is just so wonderful, I love that Gracie sees Steve as family and that Danny's Mom obviously does too and all behind Danny's back! It's good for Steve too, he needs this kind of family and the love and fun it brings.

Date: 2011-06-21 02:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mystizan.livejournal.com
Tysm! That's so kind of u to say :) There will be another piece cuz a few ppl have asked to see the Steve/Mrs. Williams convos. Working on it :)Also if u'd go here I'd appreciate it.

Date: 2011-06-25 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tarnishedangel2.livejournal.com
Hi, Mystizan

This fic had me LOL literally. I started chuckling when you mentioned how Steve's Silverado was in the shop, and Steve was wrangling a ride from Danny so he could hang out with him and Gracie. In regards to the secret recipe, I can just see Steve's hurt little puppy face (Alex does that look so well) when Danny tells him he can't help make the Williams' family lasagna (NICE callback to ep 16, BTW). I can also see Steve insisting that Danny call his mother to get her permission. Then, when Gracie backs "Uncle" Steve's request, that's the end for poor Danny. *heehee* I LOVE your Mrs. Williams. Both her "It's Danno this and Uncle Steve that with your girl..." and "the word of a decorated SEAL...good enough for me" were my favorite pieces of her dialogue, but it was all entertaining. I could hear the soft polite naval officer tone in Steve's voice in my head during the moments when he addressed Mrs. Williams. After Danny loses the recipe battle, his last remarks to Steve (especially the "Army" dig to a Navy man) were GREAT!!! LOL!!!

Once again, you write wonderful fluff!!! : )

Tarnished

Date: 2011-06-25 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mystizan.livejournal.com
Thank you! Fluff may be my fave thing. :) I can just see Steve's hurt little puppy face I wasn't going for hurt but now that u mention it, it could have gone that way & Alex does it SO WELL.
I could hear the soft polite naval officer tone in Steve's voice in my head during the moments when he addressed Mrs. Williams. Yyyyyyeeaaa, Steve has a Mommy crush ;) There's gonna be a sequel of sorts. I haven't started it yet tho.
After Danny loses the recipe battle, his last remarks to Steve (especially the "Army" dig to a Navy man) were GREAT!!! LOL!!! Yea, I mean, Steve just won over his _Mother_...Danny is NOT amused.

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